The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Stevenson's stadium. Only over Stevenson.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stevenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.