The Garbage-Time Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Stevenson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stevenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.