The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Stevenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stevenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.