The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Stevenson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stevenson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.