The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stevenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.