The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stevenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.