The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Stevenson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Stevenson, Stevenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.