The Stuffed Run Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stevenson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stevenson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.