The Phantom Flag Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stevenson's stadium. Only over Stevenson.
- Stevenson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stevenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.