The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stevenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stevenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.