The Committee Backfield Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Stevenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Stevenson, Stevenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.