The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Stevenson, Stevenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.