The Phantom Flag Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Stevenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stevenson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stevenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.