The Phantom Flag Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stevenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.