The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Ref: "Number Stevenson, that's a flag." Stevenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stevenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.