The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stevenson's stadium. Only over Stevenson.
- Stevenson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stevenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.