The Snap Count Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Stevenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stevenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.