The Stuffed Run Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stevenson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.