The Fumble Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Stevenson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
72%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Stevenson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.