The Phantom Flag Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
- White III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
White III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.