The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- White III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take White III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.