The Butter-Finger Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- White III is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
74%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take White III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.