The Butter-Finger Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- White III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
White III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.