The Phantom Holding Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- White III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
White III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.