The Butter-Finger Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- White III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take White III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.