The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- The broadcast shows White III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- White III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.