The Butter-Finger Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment White III was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- The broadcast shows White III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- White III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
White III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.