The Inch-Short Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- White III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.