The Hamstring Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- White III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
White III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.