The Inch-Short Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases White III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
White III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.