The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ricky White III
Ricky White III · SEA · WR
“White III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White III's week
- White III is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- White III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ricky White III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ricky White III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ricky White III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.