The Stuffed Run Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Dowdle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.