The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.