The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dowdle gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.