The Fumble Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.