The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.