The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dowdle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.