The Snap Count Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Dowdle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.