The Fumble Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.