The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.