The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.