The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The broadcast shows Dowdle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
83%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dowdle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.