The Snap Count Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dowdle rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
92%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.