The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.