The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.