The Garbage-Time Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.