The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
76%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.