The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The broadcast shows Dowdle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Dowdle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.