The Committee Backfield Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.