The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.